May 2013
bombliate:
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
canderemy:
excuse you
April 2013
Ash: woah what is this Pokemon
Mew: mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew
Ash: god damn I better use my pokedex
180mph:
mittenshapedleaves:
180mph:
my strongest muscles are my eye muscles because im always crying
my strongest muscles are my cheeks, because I’m always smiling, even though I feel like crying.
im crying rn cause of how lame your comment is
watchtheskytonight:
diannaluvslea:
sillylittleshoteka:
spontaneousfangasm:
sovietkittens:
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t...
bloner:
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
i shit you not
you feel me
no but get this
i’m just sayin
let me explain you a thing
and yeah
fuck you that’s why
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bikinimybottom:
if jay z ever freaks out and murders his entire family all i know is that the headlines better read ‘jay z goes cray z’
me in PE
me: oh, there goes the ball
me: along with all the fucks I give
March 2013
excusemypassion:
5thavenueprince:
niggas got all the swag in the world until you ask them to read a paragraph out loud
OH MY GOD
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jalicks:
I didn’t choose the band life the band life crawled from the depths of hell and grabbed me in a chokehold and dragged me into the flames but it’s kind of fun down here idk
calloutboy:
FOB REALLY DOESNT HALF ASS THIS REUNION STUFF
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radicalactivity:
my soul was removed to make room for all of this sarcasm
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wanderingtimelord:
anyone who’s not in the My Chemical Romance fandom:
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baby-scars:
failing an exam you actually studied for
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americants:
the only 3 way i’ve ever been involved with
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TOO PUNK ROCK FOR FEELINGS, MAN.
twerkinturtle:
Do you ever feel like there’s barely anyone in your city that listens to the same music you do but when you go to a concert you’re just like “where the fuck have you been”
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me at night: tomorrow I'm going to start working on my six pack
me in the morning: how many cinnamon rolls can I fit in my mouth
emilyisi:
i pretend i dont care but deep down i really still dont care
sodamnrelatable:
“Hey can I have some of your-“