May 2013
bombliate: how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 11th
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May 6th
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canderemy: excuse you
May 4th
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April 2013
Apr 23rd
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Apr 16th
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Ash: woah what is this Pokemon
Mew: mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew
Ash: god damn I better use my pokedex
Apr 14th
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180mph: mittenshapedleaves: 180mph: my strongest muscles are my eye muscles because im always crying my strongest muscles are my cheeks, because I’m always smiling, even though I feel like crying. im crying rn cause of how lame your comment is
Apr 11th
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watchtheskytonight: diannaluvslea: sillylittleshoteka: spontaneousfangasm: sovietkittens: if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t...
Apr 9th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 6th
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bloner: things that should be allowed to be used in essays: i shit you not you feel me no but get this i’m just sayin let me explain you a thing and yeah fuck you that’s why
Apr 6th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 5th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 3rd
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bikinimybottom: if jay z ever freaks out and murders his entire family all i know is that the headlines better read ‘jay z goes cray z’
Apr 3rd
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me in PE
me: oh, there goes the ball
me: along with all the fucks I give
Apr 3rd
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March 2013
excusemypassion: 5thavenueprince: niggas got all the swag in the world until you ask them to read a paragraph out loud OH MY GOD
Mar 29th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 27th
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Mar 26th
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jalicks: I didn’t choose the band life the band life crawled from the depths of hell and grabbed me in a chokehold and dragged me into the flames but it’s kind of fun down here idk
Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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calloutboy: FOB REALLY DOESNT HALF ASS THIS REUNION STUFF
Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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radicalactivity: my soul was removed to make room for all of this sarcasm
Mar 23rd
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 23rd
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wanderingtimelord: anyone who’s not in the My Chemical Romance fandom:
Mar 23rd
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Mar 20th
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Mar 20th
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Mar 19th
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baby-scars: failing an exam you actually studied for
Mar 19th
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americants: the only 3 way i’ve ever been involved with
Mar 19th
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Mar 18th
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Mar 18th
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Mar 18th
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TOO PUNK ROCK FOR FEELINGS, MAN.
Mar 18th
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Mar 17th
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Mar 17th
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twerkinturtle: Do you ever feel like there’s barely anyone in your city that listens to the same music you do but when you go to a concert you’re just like “where the fuck have you been”
Mar 16th
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Mar 16th
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Mar 16th
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Mar 16th
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me at night: tomorrow I'm going to start working on my six pack
me in the morning: how many cinnamon rolls can I fit in my mouth
Mar 16th
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emilyisi: i pretend i dont care but deep down i really still dont care
Mar 15th
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sodamnrelatable: “Hey can I have some of your-“
Mar 15th
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