canderemy:

excuse you

(via earth2ashley)

thecookiecosplayer:

looks like my ride is here

(Source: mercimoncheri, via uncomfortablegirl)

(Source: oyuugi, via sairiously)

180mph:

mittenshapedleaves:

180mph:

my strongest muscles are my eye muscles because im always crying

my strongest muscles are my cheeks, because I’m always smiling, even though I feel like crying.

im crying rn cause of how lame your comment is

(via pizzaforpresident)

watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

(via lyf3-g03s-0n)

montypythonandtheholyblog:

we ride together

we die together

(via 50-shades-of-done-with-this-shit)

bloner:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

• i shit you not
• you feel me
• no but get this
• i’m just sayin
• let me explain you a thing
• and yeah
• fuck you that’s why

(Source: doctortveit, via crookedhaert)