looks like my ride is here
my strongest muscles are my eye muscles because im always crying
my strongest muscles are my cheeks, because I’m always smiling, even though I feel like crying.
im crying rn cause of how lame your comment is
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?
We’re becoming self aware
we ride together
we die together
things that should be allowed to be used in essays:
- i shit you not
- you feel me
- no but get this
- i’m just sayin
- let me explain you a thing
- and yeah
- fuck you that’s why